No job tonight.

I don't understand some guys. Someone just complained to me that his girlfriend is not giving him blowjobs. Seriously, that qualifies as a problem to bitch about? Blowjobs.
Whattt.

He told me that she used to do it all the time, but recently, she doesn't seem interested anymore. So I was saying maybe she has some problems so she not in the mood.
Then he tells me, but she seems fine when we're having sex what.

What the hell?!?

She has sex with you and you're complaining about not getting a blow? That's.... Bullshit!!
I really didn't want to believe that I have such a fucked up friend so I had to clarify.

"So you're telling me that she gets naked, does it with you and gives you an orgasm?...."

He said "yeah, sometimes we do it more than once."

"AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT GETTING A BLOWJOB??!?!!"

He said " eh, blowjob is different. Sometimes I want quickie. Not waste time to make her wet all"

Ahhhhh wth, Ahhh. Making her wet is now a waste of time? Ahhhhh. Our friendship is over. I don't want to be friends with idiots.

I told him to put his selfishness aside and thank his gf for putting up with a total asshole like him.

Seriously, why you complaining about the jujubi stuff. Oh god, I don't understand.

Don't give men sex la. Totally not worth it. Bunch of useless fellas.

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