2. You eat Sugee more than you eat rice even though Sugee is totally tasteless.
3. You put IndoMee in bread and eat it like a sandwich
4. You start to have new appreciation for the colour Black and you like the way it looks against your skin
5. The garble that they call Pidgin English starts to make sense to you
6. You start to say random phrases in Nigerian Pidgin and they think you're so cute
7. You secretly know that every one of them has a big dick. (sorry, i can't help but add this one)
8. You start to convert everything to Nigerian currency (Naira) to compare costs.
9. You're on Skype more often than you are on MSN
10. You start to love Jesus.
This is just for fun, people. Don't get sensitive.
The Nigerian people that I have come to know are a great bunch of people. They've been very welcoming, some overly so. I'm never hungry when I go there because someone is always inviting me to eat with them. They've made my holidays memorable and I'm grateful for all the laughter they've brought me. While I'm not going to stop seeing them or talking to them, school will start soon and I will have less time, with all the sending and fetching of mother.
Even though many people say that Nigerians are all cheats, that's a stereotype that I want to say is unproven with these bunch of boys. They're not cheats. They're just extremely horny. And no one understands this better than I do. HAHAHA.
So, this is the update that Jnanee has been asking for. I'm going to canoodle with my prawn sambal now.
PEACE OUT.
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