i must tell you this.

when you listen to my mom talk, you have to edit about 40% of what she says.
if she says i was pestering her, she only means i asked her twice.
if she says i was insisting on something, it means i just mentioned something 2 or 3 times.

exaggeration is so not cool when you're not telling a story. sign off
3:14 PM




I know I made the shift to tumblr. sign off
11:07 PM




Remember the guy i first analyzed? The self-absorbed guy i evaluated and rejected?
Well, I met him yesterday, at BP Macs.

and my first impression is this.




















seriously.
okay, minus the knives.

he was wearing some worn out tshirt with the ugliest shorts ever.
SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, OH MY GOD-NESS.

i was stunned into silence.
and talk about self conscious. argh.

and he did this gross thing.
he kept biting the skin around his nails.
not his nail, the SKIN around his nails.
-barf-

i have never experience a more unpleasant first meet than this.
i never really thought blind dates were horrid until now.
even thinking about how he was chewing his skin makes me shudder.
and he attempted to hold my hand.
with his wet slimy, half chewed fingers.
gross gross gross.
and he had scars everywhere.

but the worse part of everything was when he told me to make my move quickly because he had tons of other prospects waiting to snatch him.
and that i should get disappointed if someone else gets him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ROFL.
LMAO.

you get my point.

anyway, he told me a lot of things that i have my doubts about.
but let's just give him the benefit of the doubt.

oh, should i tell him how my heart yearns for him before he's grabbed by someone else?
heh.
i'm not chucky's bride.
never will be. sign off
11:29 AM




We're almost similar.

Major difference is that while I go with the flow and ignore snotty people but my mother makes them suffer. sign off
12:26 PM




Are you restless and bored with nothing to do at home? Here is a short checklist to confirm :
1. You are staring at the ceiling for more than five minutes and waiting to see two lizards mate.

2. You are checking the fridge every half an hour to see if there is anything to eat … although you know nothing has changed inside for the last three days.

3. You are walking around the house and inspecting every corner like a real estate agent.

4. You are changing the tv channel every few seconds and lying on the couch brain dead with only the fingers moving.

5. You are asking your spouse what’s for dinner although you just had breakfast.

6. You are trying to surf the internet but keep ending up in the same bookmarks. And you keep refreshing the pages to see if your friends updated their blogs. Then you start to check your emails every 5 seconds.

7. You keep checking your phone and see if anyone SMS you. Then you suspect your phone is not working and call the operator to test your phone. But no one called you … really.

8. You keeping asking yourself how you end up in this state of boredom and wonder if there is God up there although God has nothing to do with it.

9. You are making plans to clean up your room … then you got lazy and you start to make plans for your spouse or mother to clean up your room.

10. You are looking out of the window and thinking what it’s like to exercise three times a week.

sign off
7:56 PM




I realised that I spend too much time on thinking about what could have happened if i had chosen the other option. I should instead put my time and energy into working with the option that i have chosen because that, is the present. And the present is the only thing you can control.

As such, from today onwards, I'm going to think about the present and only the present. Stop dreaming about the future.

I miss Xiang Yun and Luo Jia and our escapades, fights and crap-talking. sign off
8:27 AM




Name : JF aka Mr Serious
Age : 26
Religion : Catholic
Horoscope : Cancer
Romantic : Absolutely, in just the right way.
Work : Avian Security Officer

Analysis

Bad :
Very very very very serious. Rarely smiles. Calls me childish and says I need to grow up. Wants to have a relationship with me NOW. Fast-paced. Shorter than me. Smoker. No spark when kissing. Loves to bite. Literally bite. Dislike his dressing sense. Answers 'Why?' questions with 'It's just like that.'

Good :
Doesnt slobber when kissing. Incredibly cute ass. Could be potential lion tamer(he tamed me with his glare). Comfortable shoulder. Really strong. A giver. Knows all the right moves. Mysterious.

Result : Inconclusive.

I like him and then I dont. And then I like him and again, I dont. I could see us together, but still, I know he's not the one. The One will be when even the things i mention for others in the Bad section appears in the Good section. Then I know that I like everything about him.

So, Mr Serious is KIV. sign off
9:45 AM